I Was Going to Reblog That Post Until I Saw Who Wrote It, The Musical.
I Wish Someone Else Would Make That Point Because Oh My God I Loathe You: The Memoir
I Too Hate This Thing You Hate But Let’s Face It I Hate You More: A Tragicomedy In Three Acts
10:02 pm • 18 June 2013 • 5,747 notes
“OK. I’ll lick you until you’re not sad.”
(Source: dailyanimals, via princessaryastark)
10:02 pm • 18 June 2013 • 360,273 notes
star trek heist au → pike recruits a team of “the best of the best” to rob him a bank.
kirk: the mastermind
bones: his right-hand man; oversees everything and makes sure these hotshots don’t get themselves killed
spock: the IT/hacker guy
uhura: a brilliant con artist
sulu: the getaway car/the muscle
chekov: a rookie genius pickpocket who’s been making a name for himself on the streets
(Source: captainsulus, via thatbluebox)
9:32 pm • 18 June 2013 • 2,806 notes
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
9:29 pm • 18 June 2013 • 28,706 notes
Mother preparing anti-teargas solution for her daughters who go to protest at Gezi Park.
Now you kids be safe while you’re off dismantling an oppressive system of governance.
Don’t forget your extra bandanas and double tie your laces!
Tuck in your shirt! Loose clothing gets snagged and is easy for military police to grab onto!
9:13 pm • 18 June 2013 • 6,316 notes
Ellie and Carl + Rory and Amy (Up + Doctor Who)
And then the sad realization that they’re even more alike now.
(Source: tea-and-sarcasm, via thenearestcliff)
5:55 pm • 18 June 2013 • 81,063 notes
Hey, remember when we thought this was, like, a fun superhero parody with silly songs and whatnot? And we all laughed and laughed? And then the last five minutes happened?
5:36 pm • 18 June 2013 • 16,157 notes
You try so hard to take care of everyone else
That you forget to take care of yourself.
(Source: zenami-beta, via marykatewiles)
5:13 pm • 18 June 2013 • 263,295 notes