A Blog of Debatable Relevance
Ask me anything
Archive
I'm Alex I do things, sometimes on the internet. I'm also an improviser and writer.
@alexmattingly3 on Twitter
Posted on 15th Apr at 4:57 AM, with 7 notes

kyliesparks27:

this is also my favorite coachella find this weekend after befriending a bunch of law students on the bus last night, where one of the guys said “we left calvin harris for lana del rey?  was that a thing that actually happened?” and when i asked if she did that song about her vagina tasting like soda, one of the other guys said “you need to watch the old macdonald remix.” and now this is the only lana del rey song i enjoy (just the remix).

Posted on 15th Apr at 4:54 AM, with 33,435 notes
"People don’t like her because it’s the making of her, right now. When she, sometime soon in the future, becomes this person that she’s been kind of building up to, for the past three seasons, now four, then people will really begin to root for her. I think even the audience doesn’t realize she’s such a dark horse. If she acted badass and tried to kill everyone there, she would be dead by now! She’s so intelligent, and I can’t stress that enough. Courtesy is a lady’s armor. She’s using her courtesy to deceive people, and she’s using her former self as a facade, and it works so much to her advantage, because people still think she’s this naive, vulnerable, little girl, and she’s really not. She knows exactly what she’s doing. She knows what game she’s playing! And no one else does. And she’s learned from the best — Cersei, Margaery, Tyrion, Littlefinger, even Joffrey. She’s learned so much from these people, and they don’t even realize it. They’re unwittingly feeding her to become this great kind of manipulator. King’s Landing can either make or break a person, and in Sansa’s case, it’s making her."
Sophie Turner, in response to Sansa hate (x)
Posted on 15th Apr at 4:35 AM, with 109,346 notes

judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary

Posted on 15th Apr at 3:44 AM, with 64,674 notes

tyleroakley:

swag bitch

Posted on 15th Apr at 2:55 AM, with 37,638 notes
instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

instagrim:

i found the only side of youtube worth going on

Posted on 13th Apr at 11:24 PM, with 1,575 notes
"Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? They say you’re a home-schooled jungle freak, who’s a less hot version of me."
Cersei Lannister [to Margaery Tyrell], A Dance With Dragons (via incorrectgotquotes)
Posted on 13th Apr at 8:50 PM, with 1,128 notes

She remembered a summer’s snow in Winterfell when Arya and Bran had ambushed her as she emerged from the keep one morning. They’d each had a dozen snowballs to hand, and she’d had none. Bran had been perched on the roof of the covered bridge, out of reach, but Sansa had chased Arya through the stables and around the kitchen until both of them were breathless. She might even have caught her, but she’d slipped on some ice. Her sister came back to see if she was hurt.

Posted on 13th Apr at 8:49 PM, with 726,207 notes
"‎’Slut’ is attacking women for their right to say yes. ‘Friend Zone’ is attacking women for their right to say no."
And “bitch” is attacking women for their right to call you on it.  (via madgay)
Posted on 13th Apr at 8:43 PM, with 11,840 notes
ridge:

when being a racist bitch backfires lmaooo
View high resolution

ridge:

when being a racist bitch backfires lmaooo

Posted on 13th Apr at 8:36 PM, with 2,479 notes

mediamattersforamerica:

Fox Nation turns five years old this week. We compiled some of their most insane headlines. 

Posted on 12th Apr at 6:58 PM, with 65,530 notes

yanclere:

yanclere:

oh tumblr with your superlock and dr. natural and sherwho xD

image

oh boy

image

OH BOY

Posted on 12th Apr at 5:36 PM, with 411,159 notes

cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

image

You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

Start
00:00 AM